Friday, October 30, 2009

What Maddman and Esko talk about????

Maddman: ha i can just see you over there doing the esko shuffle
Esko: no such thing %$% bag
Maddman: yeah there is
Maddman: its the little %#$% yeah thing you do when things are going your way =x
Esko: you're wrong
Maddman: well
Maddman: might i suggest inventing one?
Esko: I have one but you haven't seen it
Esko: its called the pterodactyl...
Maddman: lol
Maddman:i was gonna guess the prarie dog. but i guess i was wrong =x
Esko: thats okay cuz everyone has seen yours
Esko: the sonic rub
Maddman: ive got a turtle head poking out
Maddman: lol!
Maddman: the sonic rub thats epic
Esko: yep
Esko: sure is
Maddman: nobody has the skillz like me
Maddman: busta nutt in .5 then slip into my swim suit so i can take amuff dive
Maddman:can i get a high 5?
Esko: down low
Esko: lol we used to do a high five every ten seconds lol lol lol
Esko: hahahahhahhahaha
Esko: we're dorks
Maddman: that &%$# was funny &^$%$ED up
Esko: lol
Maddman: remember every time we scored in nhl we did that whoel high 5 thing
Esko: clayton "high five" "high five" lol
Maddman: was like every 10 seconds =x
Maddman: i dont know how we didnt get sick of that game sooner
Maddman: we had like 5million goals scored in a season. al of our players on our team were on the top 50 players.
Esko: yeah the stats were sick
Esko: NHL what year?
Esko: 95?
Maddman: i can still do somthing like that in the nhl 2008 game
Maddman: 98
Esko: ahhh 98.
Maddman: 96 you could trade players
Maddman:: 98 you could create players
Esko: 69er ball
Maddman: 97 was just 96 with updated rosters
Esko: lol
Maddman: lol
Maddman: yeah what was the other one?
Esko: haha
Maddman: hells gate?
Esko: I don't remember all of them
Maddman: lol
Maddman: 69er ball and hell gate

            Number of time " LOL" is used : 10
            Number of times "LIKE" is used:   4
Number of sentences that make no sense: 25 out of 51     49%
Why post this?    "I don't know?"

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Judging Criterion

Control style - Judging the default controller settings, And the users ability to manipulate them while playing the game

Playability - Judging the users ability to play the game without instruction,or practice time. games that take more than twenty minutes to understand game play begin to lose playability points.

Graphics - Judging picture quality and glitching in the game. also looking at GUI and other features on the game.

Single Player - Judging the single player aspect of the game. Content, quests, campaign, etc. A game that has no single player mode will get a default score of 0, but will not be included into the overall score.

Multiplayer - judging the online and offline multiplayer aspect of the game. Lag, Glitching, cheaters, ranking, scores online stats, game play, etc.

Physics - Judging shot/hit register. Jumping, crawling, running, axis, framing, FOV. action reaction speed, smoothness of movement.

Originality - Judging the games new to the gaming world content. Story line, graphics, content, style, genre, GUI, FOV, level of understanding, etc.

Esko's Bio

Esko is the Chief editor for this site, and is completely new to the blogging world. He grew up in South East Michigan, and has traveled abroad. He now resides in Hawaii, and is probably sitting near the beach right now sipping on a mai tai.

Gaming experience is quite extensive. He has been playing since Atari, and as he gets older he seems to dig deeper into the glamorous realm of video game heaven.

He has served the red, white, and blue proudly, and is now a retired veteran, enjoying his free time. He is happily married, and looking forward to having a new baby.

Esko, armed with his two sidekicks Maddman, and Jinco, has engineered a plan to play every video game on every video game system, and live to write the tale.

Esko says, "Take your time, post a few, and don't forget to let us know what games you want reviewed and deconstructed next!"

Also check out this site with some of the coolest gadgets around.

Jinco's Bio

Jincoman's Bio

Jinco is the Senior Writer for this site, and is as much of a newbie to the Blogging scene as his coworkers. Jinco grew up playing the same games as Madd and Esko, but always seemed to be ahead of the learning curve when it came to FPS style games. He Lives in the Ohio valley, and is currently going to school for Computer science. Jinco's Knowledge of computer systems has made him an irreplaceable addition to this team.
At this time you may find him playing one of his favorite FPS's on the Steam network, and sipping on a cold one.

Jincoman's gaming expertise is in the FPS realm, but he also has a knack for the MMORPG's, and Racing games. He is a foe to contend with on any level. His all time greatest game... Golden eye for the Nintendo 64, (Uber).

ManiacMadd's Bio

ManiacMadd's Bio

Madd is the Assistant Editor for this site, and is slightly more experienced in the technical aspect of blogging than Jinco Or Esko. Like His coworkers he grew up in South East Michigan, and has Trekked across the U.S. map a few times in his days. He now lives in central Michigan, and if you toss him an IM on any major instant messaging service he is either at work, or playing some epic video game, trying to be the first to beat it in every possible way.

Madd's Gaming experience is what some would call Uber, which is one step above elite. Maddman Excels at FPS style games, but is nearly untouchable on an array of MMORPG's. He has been gaming since the Commodore 64. So don't underestimate his abilities.

When he is at home he is either on the Xbox 360, or gaming it up on the PC. Since he is an IT specialist, he spends countless hours on computers there as well. His computer knowledge is beyond most peoples realm of understanding, which makes him a vital member of this team.

The Gamer Hanger

Friday, October 30, 2009

What Maddman and Esko talk about????

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